When friends ask for emotional comfort, I offer them this:
Slander and Fruit-Based Revenge.

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kingcrybaby:

how do people outside of europe survive without eurovision  how do you show your political standing with other countries if not through the medium of song??

(via kindymaling)

“Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.”

Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)

I love this man.

(via americaninthedeerstalker)

YES Tom Hiddleston and Scarlett Johansson having super classy dinner somewhere.

(via the-fisher-queen)

(via ataleoftwocrowleys)

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

Gah.

No shame about reblogging videos of Matt Bomer just being beautiful and dirty.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

uninhabited-paradise:

EW | Matt Bomer cut [MF]

(via theawkwardones)

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